What Is a Clearance Sale?

The 1993 Spring Festival Gala crosstalk "Auction", starring Niu Qun and Feng Gong.

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(The crosstalk of the Spring Festival Gala 1993)

Herd up

Feng Gong: Alas, the Chinese New Year, this friend applauded, I understand what I mean, and the more I grow, the more beautiful I am. . . . Thank you thank you

Cattle: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming to our auction house

Feng Gong: Oh you are the auction house

Cattle: Ah, a few days ago, Gao Min's gold medal was taken by me. First of all, I will introduce myself. I am an auctioneer of this auction house.

Feng Gong: Hey he has enough rights

Cattle: I will finalize the auction tonight

Feng Gong: Yes, he ca nt take anything without knocking this hammer

Cattle: But you must have rich experience in hitting this hammer

Feng Gong: Hey, you pedestrian Mr. Niu was a horseshoe.

Cattle: Uh, yes, that horseshoe, Mr. Feng, I nailed it

Feng Gong: Of course, his main business is still leather

Cattle: Ah, do nt tell me, friends. The on-site auction of the 1993 Spring Festival Gala started.

Feng Gong: Let us congratulate with warm applause

Cattle: I first announced the first auction item. This is the hat worn by Zhao Benshan, a nationally famous comedian.

Feng Gong: Uh, how dare he auction everything

Niu Qun: Well, it needs to be explained that what auction celebrities use is common in foreign countries but still very few in China. The value of this hat is that it records a glorious piece of Zhao Benshan's comedy

Feng Gong: En is right, comrades can say that this hat is worthless

Herd: Yes

Feng Gong: Its biggest feature is that it s been bought for more than sixty years, and it s tasted great.

Cattle: Without this hat, Zhao Benshan might not be so full of characters

Feng Gong: Without this hat, Zhao Benshan's performance was nothing.

Cattle: Ah

Feng Gong: Oh do nt be hatless Zhao Benshan s performance will be even better

Herd: yeah

Feng Gong: Then this hat is worthless

Cattle: Don't you think it's unnecessary for one of these two people to be auctioned here?

Feng Gong: Yeah, otherwise you would rest

Cattle: I'll rest?

Feng Gong: Sorry, this is public opinion. Is it embarrassing you, you, your good friend Zhao Benshan, why is this hat worth money because he is a symbol of luck, now you have luck, you play cards, you are licensed, you are the official, you are the official There are chess and scoring goals, and there are ball and hauling cards to transport you. This hat is going to take you on. You must be the one to buy.

Audience: How much is the reserve price

Feng Gong: Oh what does the reserve price mean? Do you still use me to talk about such trivial matters in the future?

Cattle: I would like to announce that Zhao Benshan s hat is cheap for Wu Baiyuan

Feng Gong: Oh my friends, I never expected that our high-end auction house would have such a low reserve price, comrades. This is not an auction for us. This is a big deal for clearance.

Cattle: Bid Now

Feng Gong: Who bought

Audience: 550 650 800 900 1000

Cattle: Don't move for a thousand

Herd: Deal

Feng Gong: Oh my friend, it s two bucks to buy a hat. It s two bad dollars. I ve spent no time congratulating you. Congratulations, can you take it? You see, it s different than what I just said, but you re lucky. Ruyi hey, I heard that Zhao Benshan also wore this hat when he was involved in a car accident. Is nt it why he was killed in a fierce accident and thanked Chengxiang? Thanks, hey, you have nt paid yet, are nt you?

Cattle: I announced the second auction item. This is a prop used by the famous movie star Ms. Gong Li

Feng Gong: Who

Cattle: Gong Li

Feng Gong: Friends are excited when I mention Gong Li, because it s not an outsider. Everyone knows that Gong Li is my grandma. The second auction of my grandma herd in red sorghum is the little donkey Feng Gong you ridden in red sorghum And came here with a donkey

Cattle: It s not that this auction center wo nt let me hold the donkey. I will be tied to the parking lot outside. It s been cold these two days. My donkey has a cough.

Feng Gong: You need to take some medicine quickly

Cattle: What should I say

Feng Gong: Just say your child is sick

Cattle: Ah

Feng Gong: The big pill in the dumpling was blown into the mouth of the donkey

Cattle: Which donkey coughs

Feng Gong: As soon as you cough, you eat it

Cattle: I announced that this little donkey should be a testimony of my grandma's daring to hate

Feng Gong: This is called the risk-conscious and adventurous spirit

Cattle: Little donkeys cost 3,000 yuan

Feng Gong: It's only 3,000 yuan. It's the same as Bai Cai.

Cattle: Bid Now

Audience: 4000 4500 5000 6000 6400 10000

Herd: Don't Move

Feng Gong: Friends, we congratulate with applause. I did nt expect comrades to buy a sick donkey for 6,000 yuan. Do nt leave for a while. Pay money for a donkey.

Cattle: I announce that I first report good news to everyone. The famous head coach of the Chinese football team, Mr. Schrapner, also came to our scene.

Feng Gong: Well, hello, dear friends, this is Uncle Shi, who we have long admired (shaking hands with Schrapner). Hello, how are we, Aunt Shi? Are you here? Thank you for welcoming you to our Chinese New Year party. I wish you a happy New Year.

Cattle: Now I announce the fourth auction item. I imagine it is a sought-after item in the world. He is the famous comedian Feng Gong.

Feng Gong: I see who dare to drum up and you will be out of the trade. The one who told me that I will go to your house for dinner tonight and you. You are called human trafficking. Do you understand?

Cattle: You have misunderstood that I am not the person who auctioned you. This is the auction of your name. Whoever buys this name can be called Feng Gong.

Feng Gong: Then we are all called Feng Gong

Cattle: Hey, you ca nt call it Feng Gong. If you call you again, you will infringe on your name.

Feng Gong: What's my name then

Niu Qun: Change your name, you can call it Feng Xiaogong, Xiao Feng Gong, Liu Xiaoling Gong, Feng Xiaoran Gong

Feng Gong: What's the point of my auction name?

Cattle: Oops, this product is a social market economy celebrity effect Li Ning brand clothing series have you heard of

Feng Gong: Right, right?

Feng Gong: Do nt tell me the message is that money ca nt let them all understand me. I ll tell you how I ll make a Feng Gong dress

Cattle: You can't do fashion anymore. You have to change. How about you can make a Feng Gong brand food series?

Feng Gong: Just set it, what do you sell?

Cattle herd: Dora is like ham sausage of Feng Gong brand

Feng Gong: It tastes great

Cattle: Feng Gong's Sauce

Feng Gong: I want what I want

Cattle: Feng Gong's ribs Feng Gong's slogan Feng Gong's launching Feng Gong's pig brain

Feng Gong: Hey, do you know why everyone applaud?

Cattle: why

Feng Gong: Everyone would like to ask, are there any louvers of the herd? Can you wear your brand?

Cattle: I announced that the herd price is 300 yuan

Feng Gong: Hey, hey, hurry up, or it s better than the sick donkey

Cattle: Come here, this is it, it will go up for a while at this low price, listen to your name, everyone applauds it warmly, this is a good thing, your name is like a stock, it will roll up and roll it up for a while La

Cattle: Dare

Feng Gong: I m too high. What do others do? Friends, although we have a good relationship, we ca nt let anyone be the only relative, but we ca nt exceed 600,000. Thank you.

Cattle: Well now 300 yuan Renminbi started auctioning 100 20 8 gross 5 points 2 points

Feng Gong: Quickly knock on it for 2 points, don't tap on me to find him money

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